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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

formerly
@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
Pronouns
they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
labor stuff @star oh, I meant flexibility like: in my current job I essentially take vacation whenever I feel like and can work from wherever if needed. that'd be completely not possible as a train driver. I'd have more vacation days, but less agency on when I'd take them.
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
uh, kink, maybe, i guess? (ageplay? or am I misreading?) @dpk oh meow blobcatgiggle

nothing to worry about, I can always ask for a pillow or two to put on the seat
neocat_uwu
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
labor stuff @star but flexibility :(
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
labor stuff anyway. should I try to become a train driver or not? neocat_sip
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
labor stuff sometimes I get this feeling that software engineering might not have that much future anymore, or at least not as appealing, and that maybe I should look for something new

but it's also true that it does give
a lot of flexibility, which is my main interest nowadays. besides, work is work, I should not try to glorify it, it'll never be what makes me happy
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
the Praha Metro logo??

Glory to Arstotzka
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
Renfe, where's my discounted Interrail pass?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
shifting quite dark, fascism @hypha the Spanish dictatorship did actually do this with gay people
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
@guineu_roja neocat_blank
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
"This movie is 13 years old... And now I feel old." comment in YouTube

the movie is now 22 years old
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
enterprise lewd @lis I, uh, I'll ask our team's Product Manager tomorrow, she's the one always talking about "the funnel" (no kinkshaming)
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1mo
enterprise lewd @lis neocat_o_o
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
enterprise lewd the margin for improvement is of course always in the top of the funnel. once people get started they'll just go crazy, it's getting the leads to convert the tricky part
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1mo
enterprise lewd, kink @lis hm! chastity options would actually be a very interesting greenfield offering
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
enterprise lewd 5% increase in kissing-to-sex conversion
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1mo
enterprise lewd orgy OKRs
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
@dpk neocat_heart
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
neocat_flop
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
transphobic slur in most of Europe you can just hop on and take any available gender
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
transphobic slur fucking SNCF