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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

formerly
@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
Pronouns
they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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lewd, toys why does using a wand over one's clothes feel... kinda better? neocat_think
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fedi, I should have bought more chocolate milk neocat_pensive
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silly @littlefox but I don't want other people to see my online bank account
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@thesylveon oh, nono, I only made the dough. I'll actually cook them later tomorrow
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@thesylveon uhh flour ones
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neocat_comfy
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fedi

mission accomplished
blobcatsalute
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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big things happening in my replies right now
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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piss uh, uhm

thank you, Miss
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piss oh meow neocat_blush_hide
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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anyway, I had a very witty post to write before I got startled by that number:

little known trick that greatly increases the effectivity of STI tests: actually downloading the results to check them

(no astonishment there all negative)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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mentions e-stim, lewd @lis this conversation is too cursed for me I'm sorry blobwtfnotlikethis
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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HRT lab results @dpk I... don't think I do, at least knowingly
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mentions e-stim @lis look, I'm just saying, I don't think one can get pregnant through being poked with a cattle prod, so uhhh neocat_sip_glare
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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HRT lab results uhhh

uh

fedi I think I'm pregnant
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HRT lab results Srm—Estradiol-17ß; c.subst.: 5251 pmol/L

what the actual hell
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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day 0
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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tbh at this point if they only adapted the schedules to account for the probable delays
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I hope one day I can recover my trust in Rodalies R11...
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@rail although more advanced players just keep switching them even in the same sentence