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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

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@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
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Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
9mo
weird parasocial relationships stuff @LilaHexe nah, not sure, just coincidences I guess. nowadays even less likely.
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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weird parasocial relationships stuff @lis @KopfKrieg @AliciaBytes omg ​:neocat_blush_hide:​

.....meow
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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weird parasocial relationships stuff, piss oh since I mentioned Fetlife, I was recognized another time by someone from there, but it was in a 24/7 day picnic in a big public park. my back then owner was part of the organizing association, and he proposed I came along, so we were the first ones there. after some minutes, a couple young women approached us asking "hi, you're here for the (association) picnic, right?". he said "yes! do we look that much like some perverts? heh" and one of them said "oh, no, we just recognized her outfit (referring to me) from a pic in her Fetlife profile"

the pic in question was one where I was wetting myself
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
9mo
weird parasocial relationships stuff @KopfKrieg @AliciaBytes @lis this is a thing that happened recently
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
9mo
weird parasocial relationships stuff @AliciaBytes @lis ......meow ​:neocat_blush_hide:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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weird parasocial relationships stuff the last one was a bit more "normal". which kinda says a lot about it

it was a couple years ago or so. I used to be more active on Fetlife back then and I did have pictures showing my face.

anyway, I was in the bus getting back home from the karting track, browsing Fetlife (yes, I know, I'm that kind of pervert), when suddenly I get a private message. it was from one of my mutuals there, just saying "I think I'm sitting in front of you in the bus right now".

this person didn't have pictures of their face, so it was difficult for me to check, but the fact that I was in fact in the bus was already quite a strong confirmation. I answered his message, and we didn't say anything irl until the end when we were getting out of the bus at the end of the line, when I said "what a coincidence, huh?" and he said "yeah.". afterwards, we just agreed to keep talking via message and got each on our way.
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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weird parasocial relationships stuff the second time it was nicer and funnier. it was just some months later, I was outside drinking with some friends (old times), and we were walking on some wide avenue. suddenly, from the other side of the avenue someone screamed "HI ELIZABETH!". I didn't recognize who was it so I just screamed back "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE" to which they replied "I KNOW YOU FROM TWITTER". I was quite confused and kinda drunk, so I ended up just answering "AH... WELL, I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT HI"
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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weird parasocial relationships stuff have I ever explained these stories here? it happened to me three times.

the first one was the simpler and crazier, I was 17, and quite popular in the local Twitter scene. I was just walking, when someone came from the other side of the street and quickly hugged me. after some seconds, they asked "do you know who I am?", to which I answered "...no", they said "I'm (X) from Twitter" and I was like "oh, uh, hi X"
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
9mo
@theresnotime and may you be recognized in the street by random people
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@brettm yes! I'm a responsible kitten after all
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
9mo
I must say I do see some people taking that checkpoint more seriously, of course seeing them as the ones in airports, and leaving absolutely all the things in their pockets and stuff in a tray passing through the scanner, when they have never really cared about checking that

remove your bags and your coat and that's it
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
9mo
oh that being said, apparently ADIF seems to have started adding guys passing a metal detector over you recently to its nonsensical security checkpoints, or at least it was like that last Tuesday.

it was quite silly though, because I was wearing some metallic accessories on my clothes, and carrying my phone in my hand as I always do, and the guy still decided to just pass the detector over me and still wave me through, because of course
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
9mo
mentions kink, travel although my collar hasn't beeped in metal detectors at least up until now, not even with the tracker. I wonder if the new lock will do that though.
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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mentions kink, travel having (relatively) recently embraced rail travel as opposed to air travel is quite a relief considering my acceptance of the fact that I am to wear some metal in my neck at all times
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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silly, lewd @luna I could never
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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kink, discussing nudity @lis I have, and it's one of the wisest decisions I've made. I am grateful for that privilege when you rightfully decide to give it to me, but even more for your decision to show me how I am really meant to be and how those things don't belong to me
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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overheard, silly, IIWW and Spanish Civil War reference @guineu_roja hey, no shame, someone had to be the first ever chaquetero
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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overheard, silly, IIWW and Spanish Civil War reference "well, they were fighting on one side, until they saw the others were coming and then started fighting on the other side"
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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silly, IIWW and Spanish Civil War reference "what were your grandparents doing between 1939 and 1945?" vs. "what were your grandparents doing between 1936 and 1939?"
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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kink, discussing nudity some thoughts I had about this the other day: I'm impressed about how surprisingly... special? this felt.

at this point I consider myself quite desensitized to nudity. but in this case, it did make me feel very vulnerable and even kinda deprived of my agency.
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