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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

formerly
@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
Pronouns
they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@freya @m ​:neocat_pleading:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@littlefox ​:neocat_rainbow:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@m but I'm already a pet
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@theresnotime meow ​:neocat_snuggle_fox:​​:neocat_hug_fox:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@theresnotime meow? ​:neocat_notice:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@LilaHexe @iro_miya @emilyenco meow!! ​:neocat_sign_thx:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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that reminds me

"kitten" in Catalan would be "gateta"

(there, I'd say that fulfills the "spread Catalan culture" requirement for this year)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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affirming TLD
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@LilaHexe @iro_miya @emilyenco no nap then? ​:neocat_pleading:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@iro_miya @emilyenco @LilaHexe if you all pronounce yourselves flat, it is my duty as a kitten to lay there and take a nap
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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​:neocat_comfy_sip:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@emilyenco @LilaHexe @iro_miya fair enough
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@emilyenco @LilaHexe @iro_miya even for kinky purposes?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@emilyenco @LilaHexe @iro_miya pet hierarchy ​:neocat_think:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@msvx here!
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@vivi ​:blobcatgiggle:​

so, this is an app I developed in my smartwatch, running Android Wear OS. so, essentially an Android app.

this registers a callback on boot to what it's called the "Health Services API". that's essentially a black box for us, we can't see or influence what heuristics it uses to determine if I'm asleep or not, but I know part of them use the accelerometer (since it doesn't work if I'm moving, like when sleeping in a night train), and I suspect the microphone too. so yeah, we register that callback requesting updates on what they call "user activity", and every time I wake up or fall asleep that gets an event saying which one is it, and a timestamp (they can sometimes be delayed).

I pack all that and send it through an MQTT queue, which is received in my server by one of those "workflow programming" kind of applications, like node-red. run some deduplication logic, save the event in a database, and publish an update here
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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caps @LilaHexe AND I'M LEARNING THIS NOW?? ​:neocat_cry_loud:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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interrail trip just to go karting at random places
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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I miss karting
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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-lots of dust-

achoo
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