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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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This user has been bitten by a soft cat

You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

formerly
@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
Pronouns
they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
"I started publishing stats and metrics about my private life online, here is how it went" talk
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
I added my phone's screen on time to this! the metrics are a bit inaccurate because apparently the "always-on display" feature on most phones messes up those metrics, so I've disabled it now

it seems this is gonna be the dashboard where all the stats are going to be shown
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
"I'd rather you not following me there, I post some quite dark inappropriate stuff"

the dark inappropriate stuff in question: probably some of the most adorable pictures you will see
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
​:neocat_mug:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
Google Meet doesn't work at all if you spoof your User Agent (even if it's still Chrome)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@lis
​:neocat_think:​

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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@YKantRachelRead good morning federated Rachel!
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@AliciaBytes you are as well ​:neocat_hug:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@LilaHexe yes... numbers are difficult ​:neocat_pleading:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@lis it definitely does, yeah
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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I remembered, today I dreamed that Lila was trying to teach me very big numbers, for some reason

(falling asleep while working with Unix timestamps might have had something to do with it)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@4censord where we're going we don't need ;s
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@AliciaBytes having a cute snuggly little kitten by my side makes for a better, more relaxed, sleep

(now that you mention it that is true, I tend to sleep a lot better when accompanied)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
the sleeping triggers didn't work this night due to technical reasons, but they'll be back today

(in case you wanted to see how much of a mess my sleep patterns are:
charts.foxfox.cat/public-dashboards/722ba06d2b22416ebcdc93db48487b85 )
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
kink, misinformation @4censord it's an omorashi/power exchange dynamics concept
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@lis MEOW ​:neocat_scream:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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hold this

(SELECT to_timestamp("timestamp") as time, value FROM elizabeth.heart_rate_events
WHERE value > 0 and "timestamp" > (extract(epoch from now()) - 300) and value = (SELECT max(value) FROM elizabeth.heart_rate_events
WHERE value > 0 and "timestamp" > (extract(epoch from now()) - 300))
order by timestamp desc
limit 1) union (SELECT to_timestamp("timestamp") as time, value FROM elizabeth.heart_rate_events
WHERE value > 0 and "timestamp" > (extract(epoch from now()) - 300) and value = (SELECT min(value) FROM elizabeth.heart_rate_events
WHERE value > 0 and "timestamp" > (extract(epoch from now()) - 300))
order by timestamp desc
limit 1)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@lis ​:neocat_blank:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@cybergwen ​:blobCat_eyes:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
huh, my watch has not been sending health datapoints for a couple hours now
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