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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

formerly
@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
Pronouns
they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@maid I think this actually made me get it ​:neocat_think:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
that was so ​:neocat_blush_hide:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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re: diapers @rachaelspooky ​:neocat_pleading:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_pleading_reach:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@der_schrank interesting ​:neocat_think:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
you have to be kidding me, they did this on purpose
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
Er ist nach Hause gekommen

vs

Wir sind zum Restaurant gelaufen

why "nach" in the first one and "zum" in the second one?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@qalthos apparently!
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
diapers @rachaelspooky meow.......

yes
​:neocat_blush_hide:​ I do...
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@LilaHexe I thought after that afterwards, yes ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​ I'll see how to check that the max value is after the min value or something
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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fedi I'm going somewhere

can you believe it? somewhere that is both
outside while also not in another country
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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diapers @rachaelspooky ..........​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@rachaelspooky ​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​

people hearing it
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@tthbaltazar we were actually wondering the same here ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​ I was at home not doing much, maybe just from moving
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
​:neocat_think:​ what would be considered a "high" heart rate? I'm quite sedentary so my max rarely goes past 120bpm, but if I start walking or something it can get higher. maybe 140bpm?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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piss, horny @LilaHexe meow!! ​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@eudaimonia sure! I'll make sure to publish everything and can explain more in detail eventually. but keep in mind that the code is kinda messy rn ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@rachaelspooky but..... it also has its appeal ​:neocat_blush_hide:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
okay this was actually quite easy. query for the data on the last 5 minutes, get the max and the min value, substract them, and if that's higher than the threshold raise the alert. done

I guess that can also be a post here (?)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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it'd be nice to set up some kind of alerting for when the heart rate increases by more than N bpms in a short span of time ​:neocat_think:​

I'm unsure about how to calculate that.... also, I'm using PostgreSQL for backing the data, maybe I should have gone with something else
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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teasy, lighthearted @maid noooo, now how will people know who to call if you get lost?
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