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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

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@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
Pronouns
they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
asking for advice, kink, piss @aperture facts ​:neocat_flop:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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re: asking for advice, kink, piss @TheSunnyOne I mean, I accept that some might happen, but any cleanup that can be made easier or avoided is welcome
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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asking for advice, kink, piss @puppygirlhornypost2 hm ​:neocat_think:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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self-subpost, joke reference, piss okay yeah the joke is very funny but I actually want the advice ​:neocat_cry_loud:​

(thanks to those who answered 💙)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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self-subpost, joke reference, piss @spicyladypretzal people are boosting that dumb joke and ignoring the actual call for advice ​:neocat_cry_loud:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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self-subpost, joke reference, piss kitten goes to doctor. Says they want to play with piss. Doctor says, 'Solution is simple. piss kitten is in town tonight. Go and see them. That should pick you up.' kitten bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am the piss kitten.'
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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asking for advice, kink, piss soooo

fedi, I know this is usually the kind of stuff people
come to ask me about, but today is the day where I'm the one asking for advice

so, how could one go in order to play with piss at bed without getting it wet? would a waterproof sheet just do? maybe some absorbent pads too? some kind of plastic cover...?

also, would one just hope for nothing to spill over the sides, or assume that it'll happen and just plan for it somehow/deal with it after?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@elsa ........ it's an NVMe you could have just sanitized it
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@dpk ​:neocat_aww:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
overheard but seen ​:neofox_flop:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
Spanish politics, journalism meta at this point why even bother reading local newspapers, I could just read Reuters
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
Spanish politics, journalism meta
The Interior Ministry has reported that, according to its estimates, some 49,000 migrants have entered Ceuta (...) according to Reuters
you're a Spanish newspaper you're supposed to be the 2nd largest Spanish newspaper why the hell do you need Reuters to tell you what the Spanish Interior Ministry is saying
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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overheard from my living room @airtower ​:neocat_blush:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@guineu_roja ​:neofox_boop_blush:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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overheard from my living room
I wasn't sleeping! I was just resting!!
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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overheard from my living room, when I entered with a plate of food
(in the most ​:neofox_flop_sleep:​ voice ever) pasta di pesto
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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Sexualität oder kontroversen Aussagen
cool, I get two for the price of one
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
slop-free SMTP stack @gmc no Postfix?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
@dpk ​:neocat_comfy:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
[automated]

kitten woke up at 07:39
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