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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

formerly @me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location Europe
Birthday 1999-03-02
Pronouns they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
I'm in the UK!
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3mo
this guy seems unable to understand that, in a table-for-4 seat, the space in front of you is meant to be shared 50/50
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
finally

Ich bin gerade in EST 9019 nach St-Pancras-International travelynx.de/status/kitten/1784189520
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3mo
@airtower well, if they manage to run a bus through the channel tunnel, I won't complain ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​
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3mo
for the return trip I have 1h to connect with the night train in Paris. I really hope things go smoothly then... maybe I should have been more cautious and left more time, but...
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3mo
and they need to replace the train
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3mo
+50 ​:neocat_up:​
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
they did care a lot about:
- my computer
- my camping tent peg hammer
- my house keys??
- the WHY2025 badge (they were so confused ​:blobcatgiggle:​)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
past Eurostar security checkpoint!

they didn't care at all about keeping my collar on. happy 💙

(I took the tracker and the bell off though. so, for a bit, I was a noiseless kitten)
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3mo
@ezri ​:neocat_notice:​
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3mo
@ezri well, yes, but unfortunately they have decided to lay between where I live and the rest of the ground-connected world
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
me in France: English? Español? Català? Deutsch? Italiano? Nederlands?

every single person in France: uh, uhhh, ​:neocat_blank:​
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the temptation to learn a bunch of languages, just not french, out of spite

(it'd be sad tho.)
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@SillyDemon ​:neocat_think:​
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people, we are at the station, why are you still sleeping?
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3mo
[automated]

kitten fell asleep at 01:28
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
sometimes it happens while in a quiet 4-person train compartment
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3mo
one thing about the bell that hangs from my collar is that

sometimes it'll get itself in weird positions, like just gripping on my skin or something. very slowly slipping

until eventually after enough movement it doesn't have enough grip, and it falls back to the fully dangling position, even if I was completely still and motionless
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3mo
this is not a normal Intercités de Nuit. it's older. and it doesn't have power sockets.
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3mo
Ich bin gerade in D 3750 nach Paris Austerlitz travelynx.de/status/kitten/1784146560
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