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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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You found my personal account! If you know me from formal or irl spaces, you probably shouldn't look in here. Proceed at your own risk.

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Clichéd transfem. Poly cuddle slut. Nonsexual little. Frequent meower. Kinky pervert. I pee myself a lot. I reject my own dignity.

I contribute code somewhere, but I forgot where.

I like to be referred to as "kitten" or "little one". You can do that if you want and it'll make me happy but it's not a requirement (also don't use the latter in adult contexts)

formerly
@me@elizabeth.cat

"a pervert who lost control over their life"
Location
Europe
Birthday
1999-03-02
Pronouns
they/them (EN)
Pronouns they/them, although fem terms are also good
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
@dpk meow blobhaj_tiny_hearts
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1mo
blobcathearts
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1mo
I'm so lucky 💙
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1mo
(it's not like there's some kind of tool called "kubernetesctl" or something)
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1mo
one doesn't just control their k8s cluster
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1mo
"no, but seriously now, from where do we control our k8s cluster?"

heh, rookie mistake
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1mo
I want food!!!
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1mo
UK politics, Iran war the UK prime minister has resigned
the UK prime minister has resigned
the UK prime minister has resigned
the Strait of Hormuz is closed
the UK prime minister has resigned
the Strait of Hormuz is closed
the Strait of Hormuz is closed
the UK prime minister has resigned
the Strait of Hormuz has resigned
the UK prime minister is closed
the Strait of Hormuz has resigned
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1mo
f1 @Turi he spent all of it on that podium
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1mo
@q had that happen once. but in HTTP. and in production.
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1mo
@dpk foot disease neocat_pensive
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1mo
surveillance kink @lis neocat_o_o
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1mo
maybe I should get a DECT with call history

or develop some kind of SIP client that just stays on a server and constantly listens and notes phone calls
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1mo
f1 okay, so, apparently, on the last F1 race, a driver had to retire because the car in front of him went a bit off-track, kicking up a bit of gravel that then hit the emergency kill-switch button on his car

youtu.be/GvJ51dOJ6lc
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1mo
neocat_laptop
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1mo
[automated]

kitten fell asleep at 06:02
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1mo
[automated]

kitten woke up at 05:57
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1mo
lewd dreaming about sex is always a nice way to wake up ✨

even at 5:30
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1mo
[automated]

kitten fell asleep at 23:51
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1mo
Chaos Meta- @jasmin I think at some point people are just more interested in keeping the drama rolling than on actually accommodating anyone, including themselves