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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
in other news, the Roomba carried a bottle of lubricant all the way across the house
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@kitten I have no idea how sex parties work but I bet this would be a hilarious improvement to any such event
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
silly @lis @LilaHexe can we have a Roomba at the flinta party? that way fedi's robotbeings can have a colleague and feel more accompanied!!
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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silly @lis @LilaHexe put a tray with lube and barrier items on top of it and just let it make the rounds every now and then
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silly @kitten @LilaHexe I bet a number of subby beings would envy it for this job
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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silly @lis @LilaHexe hey, no one is stopping them from doing so ​:neocat_uwu:​
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551724 v_tb v_saph (maya) @DHCP @maya@catgirl.global
1y
silly @lis @LilaHexe @kitten trip hazard though, most creatures will be too busy yearning at creatures to look where they are walking
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
re: silly @maya @lis @LilaHexe mandatory crawling on all fours, on the grounds of safety
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551724 v_tb v_saph (maya) @DHCP @maya@catgirl.global
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re: silly @lis @LilaHexe @kitten hot,,,,,
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
1y
silly @kitten @lis ...I actually have one at home that I dont really use anymore. So we could make that happen lol
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
silly @LilaHexe (btw, not sure how's that being organized, but hmu for help on build-up/cleanup for the event)
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rachael rachael rachael rachael @rachaelspooky@cyberpunk.lol
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@kitten last time i visited my parents the roomba stole my car keys and i spent multiple days in a paranoid delusional breakdown thinking they were trying to stop me from being vegan but then i found the keys in the roomba alcove
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Gwen, the Fops theriansheheritits @gwenthekween@kitsunes.club
1y
@kitten Roomba AI going "what if moping the floors with the fun juice?"
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Èlia 🌸🦊 @guineu_roja@tech.lgbt
1y
@kitten no kink shaming, even robots deserve to have some fun
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@guineu_roja then it should get its own!!
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Èlia 🌸🦊 @guineu_roja@tech.lgbt
1y
@kitten should we buy some for it?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@guineu_roja I already did
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Èlia 🌸🦊 @guineu_roja@tech.lgbt
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@kitten weeeeee
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