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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
today's lesson is:

you can't go to a sex party and not have everyone fixate on the yubikey you wear as a necklace
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
normies: why are they wearing a collar

kinky hackers: why are they wearing a yubikey
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
relevant
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Alyx Arson @alyx@shorks.gay
1y
@kitten with how many folx ive seen wearing a yubikey on their collar i assumed folx wouldnt be confused
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@alyx I guess they take it off for sex parties apparently!
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Lou/Autumn @louisa_uno@mk.absturztau.be
1y
@kitten One reason could be that most people wouldn't wear a yubikey to a sex party. I would've been fixated on that...
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@louisa_uno but I just wear it all the time ​:neocat_blush:​
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Lou/Autumn @louisa_uno@mk.absturztau.be
1y
@kitten while showering??
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@louisa_uno okay no, that's the only situation where I take it off and leave it outside
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Lou/Autumn @louisa_uno@mk.absturztau.be
1y
a bit explicit @kitten So you would rather get body fluids on it than water? neofox_flop_upsidedown
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
a bit explicit @louisa_uno ​:neocat_pout:​ I didn't think I'd get bodily fluids in it

besides, showering is an almost every day thing, I just though of it as more potentially damaging over time
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Lou/Autumn @louisa_uno@mk.absturztau.be
1y
explicit @kitten No way that there are body fluids being generated at a sex party...
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AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
1y
@kitten I kinda like it, it's a nice touch.🩵

Also you never know when you need to cryptographically sign a bite mark
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