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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
1y
Luckily this didn't actually happen Me: you're young. Do you know what a CD is?
Teenager: oh yeah, of course!
Me: what does it stand for?
Teenager: continuous deployment!
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
Luckily this didn't actually happen @LilaHexe my mind: "why would Lila be talking about crossdressing?"
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
1y
@kitten well I sometimes cosplay as a dude if the queue to the male bathroom is shorter.

Some poor dude: "ah shit is this the ladies room??"
Me, with a shirt that very prominently shows my tits, wearing a skirt, pretending to look very confused, in my deepest voice: "uhhh, no??"
The dude: "...ok"
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
1y
@kitten got misgendered once by the attendant in the male bathroom. Gotta admit, that one is kinda on me
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ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK @ity@estradiol.city
1y
@LilaHexe @kitten based
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
piss, but not my usual thing @ity @LilaHexe I still want to use one of those standing urinals (which otherwise I dislike a lot) while wearing one of my cute dresses some day
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ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK @ity@estradiol.city
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piss, but not my usual thing @kitten @LilaHexe that sounds really fun, this one should try that someday too
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ity [unit X-69] - VIOLENT FUCK @ity@estradiol.city
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piss, but not my usual thing @kitten @LilaHexe and record it
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amy @amy_psycho_bitch@chaos.social
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piss, but not my usual thing @kitten @ity @LilaHexe do it! It’s really fun and got me some confused locks at GPN toilets
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