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Jayne @dotjayne@tech.lgbt
1y
Offisial Mastadon Age Veryfication Frorm ™️
(importent!!)

Do you have an age?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
@dotjayne no ​:neocat_smol:​
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Jayne @dotjayne@tech.lgbt
1y
@kitten is you like an slightly used age 4 ur own, plz fax $100 (one hundo) USD to this.is.not.a.scam@quickscam.scam and then choose one of or fine ages below:

1, 2, this many, 18, 20, 21 I swear I just look younger, 33, a lady never tells, 69 (nice), 100 1/2, I forget

Edit: we also have "not born yesterday" and "old enough to know better" in stock, with "too old for this shit" on backorder
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Aaron Lord csharp @devlord@hachyderm.io
1y
@dotjayne @kitten “this many!” lol 😂
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