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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
okay, this is looking nice

charts.foxfox.cat/dashboard/snapshot/ujZxjmubXQCJPJOJ5by7hwuu1DblrvXO
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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it'd be nice to set up some kind of alerting for when the heart rate increases by more than N bpms in a short span of time ​:neocat_think:​

I'm unsure about how to calculate that.... also, I'm using PostgreSQL for backing the data, maybe I should have gone with something else
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
1y
okay this was actually quite easy. query for the data on the last 5 minutes, get the max and the min value, substract them, and if that's higher than the threshold raise the alert. done

I guess that can also be a post here (?)
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anne_triangle αἰμ0, pet witch @eudaimonia@mastodon.vierkantor.com
1y
@kitten ooh this is very good for our robot headmate! neofox_aww can we ask for technical details at some point?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@eudaimonia sure! I'll make sure to publish everything and can explain more in detail eventually. but keep in mind that the code is kinda messy rn ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
1y
piss, horny [automated]

@kitten is excited, horny, or had an accident
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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piss, horny @LilaHexe meow!! ​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​​:neocat_blush_hide:​
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
1y
piss, horny @kitten @LilaHexe moisture sensors… neocat_notice
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Tóth Gábor Baltazár @tthbaltazar@chaos.social
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piss, horny @LilaHexe @kitten
why not all of the above
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
1y
@kitten this would also alert on a drop, wouldn't it?
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@LilaHexe I thought after that afterwards, yes ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​ I'll see how to check that the max value is after the min value or something
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Tóth Gábor Baltazár @tthbaltazar@chaos.social
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@kitten
I wonder what happened at 13:00 :3c
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@tthbaltazar we were actually wondering the same here ​:neocat_laugh_sweat:​ I was at home not doing much, maybe just from moving
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
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@kitten cool!!
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