pathetic piss kitten (@kitten)

I woke up, I showered, I went to the grocery store, I made crepes, and I bought 2 congress tickets

productive morning

@kitten Revolution!!!!!!!!!!

@star oh, true, I have to do the laundry

@kitten glad to be of help

@star :blobfoxwashingmachine:

@kitten get hims outta ther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he does NOT go in the spinny cycle!!!!!!!!

@star but you said revolution!!

@kitten not th e Fops!!!!!!!

@kitten I think. It is time to consult an expert on the matter
@freeplay

@star @freeplay I agree :neocat_think:

@star @kitten @freeplay not that expert but im still an expert. this is basically a war crime (cruel and unusual punishment) and you should get them out of there immediately before someone calls the authorities

@srxl @star @freeplay -puts fops softener in the soap drawer-

@kitten @freeplay @star you're going to soften them up AND put them in the spin cycle???? you're going to flatten them into a hollow fucking cylinder!!!!

@srxl @kitten @freeplay /j: i can smell the next fedi meta being about putting fopses in spinny cycles,

@srxl @freeplay @star I'll love them the same anyway :blobfoxpatmelt3:

@kitten @freeplay @star as long as they're okay with it, i guess

@srxl @kitten @freeplay maybe a torus

@star @kitten @freeplay so close! tauros is a bull, not a fox 🫀

@srxl @kitten @freeplay not the heart emoji.,.,.,.,.,m.,m.m,,nj