pathetic piss kitten (@kitten)

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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"hi we're a couple and we're looking to meet people and have new experiences" (the most utterly dull and normative couple you can imagine, both of them with a one-liner about and no details about what they actually want)

:celeste_hearts_non_binary@mk.absturztau.be:

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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this isn't even a matter of making it enticing to me. there's a lot of weird interesting stuff in my profile, which of it specifically are you referring to with "new experiences"?

do you want to fuck a chick with a dick? change my diapers? hit me until I cry? c'mon I don't have all day!!!

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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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so

everyone wants to make me cry :neocat_sip:

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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(I'd like that too...)

Mendie

@Mendie_Taoma@tech.lgbt

11mo

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@kitten

We can't have that!

Bit, ballgag, or pacifier? I let you choose.

Turi🔞 @Turi@kinkycats.org

11mo

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@kitten yes :)

One of those k8s you keep hearing about @qalthos@transfem.social

11mo

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@kitten idk out of all of it I'd love to change your diaper

then maybe you could change mine :neocat_pleading:

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@qalthos meow :neocat_blush_hide::neocat_blush_hide::neocat_blush_hide:

(weirdly enough that kinda feels even more hardcore than the beating thing :neocat_blush:)

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One of those k8s you keep hearing about @qalthos@transfem.social

11mo

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@kitten that feels reasonable to me, in that the more niche one feels more transgressive despite being less explicit

gosh but also having someone who's into it and knows what they're doing changing my diaper aaaaaaaaa :neocat_blush_hide::neocat_blush_hide::neocat_blush_hide::neocat_blush_hide:

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@qalthos exactly :neocat_blush_hide:

Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

11mo

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@kitten umm

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@lis meow? :neocat_pleading:

Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

11mo

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@kitten you can add me to the list of beings who'd like to hit you until you cry if you like

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@lis :neocat_pleading_reach:

I'll add you to the list of beings who I'd let do that

Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

11mo

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@kitten “new experiences and perspectives for personal development”, they need to pass your HR department after all. That’s just what you get on KinkedIn.

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@lis rejects their application sorry, we're looking for a more senior candidate. maybe consider an internship to gain that experience

Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

11mo

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@kitten damn, I have a soft spot for hard kink, but internships would be a hard limit for me

LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top

11mo

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@kitten hiii uh I'd like to hit you until you cry 👀

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@LilaHexe uh, uhm,

I'd like that very much too

LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top

11mo

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@kitten Yay! That can be arranged~

Doridian @Doridian@furry.engineer

11mo

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@kitten Option D: I wanna use your diaper :3

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@Doridian oh my god :neocat_blush_hide:

lia

@lianna@micro.webgarden.click

11mo

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@kitten uh, yes yes and yes?

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@lianna ohmygod :neocat_blush_hide:

AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li

11mo

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@kitten Since you're asking: Yes to all of them, and then some more?

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

11mo

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@AliciaBytes meow :neocat_blush_hide::neocat_pleading:

I'd very much like like to as well... we should discuss it

lia

@lianna@micro.webgarden.click

11mo

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@kitten It's code for "our mono relationship is falling apart so one of us suggested we open it up to a threesome partner to try and use as an exotic and taboo experience to rekindle our long lost spark for each other".

It's something you don't wanna be a part of.