food, office conversations
- girl, those cookies last forever. I've been seeing the package in the fridge every day for like a month
+ oh? no, no, I bring a new package every day I come
food, office conversations
speedrunning having here too the guy at the other side of the desk openly complaining to me "you've been here for almost a year, and I've seen you eat a full pack of those cookies every. single. day. and you're slim as a stick. do you think that's normal? it's NOT"
one of the most hilarious moments of my professional career, especially because I was in a progesterone peak and just trying to not fall asleep while the guy spoke to me