lewd, piss, trains
"Hot and cold drinks, any one for hot or cold drinks""Hi, yes, I'd like a drink please?"
"Certainly ma'am, what would you like?"
"Err.... Do you have any fresh human urine?"
"I can certainly do that for you ma'am? I've got male, obviously, and Jenny here on the cart can provide female if you'd prefer?"
"Ooh, I'd like Jenny's please"
"That'll be three twenty please, card only I'm afraid"