pathetic piss kitten (@kitten)

total prison abilition EXCEPT for whoever made cola flavored candy a thing

@ezri hey at least it’s not licorice.

@lis you take that back !!

@ezri @lis she's right though

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@kitten @lis you like piss but you draw the line at licorice smh

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@ezri @kitten @lis no no I agree with them

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@ezri @lis your point being? :neocat_sip:

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@kitten @ezri oh, please, continue, watching you two fight over grossness is an amazing premise

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@lis @ezri that's not fair, it likes licorice, that's an unfair advantage

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@lis oh, but you already told me before, you don't have to care about fair...

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@kitten I like that I don’t even have to spell out what’s on my mind because you do it for me

@kitten @lis @ezri luckily for both of you, people are allowed to have opinions, even if they're wrong /silly

@icantchangethisname @kitten @lis @ezri I should maybe emphasize that I don't expect my kitten to adopt my opinions even when they're objectively right, and even though they probably would if I told them to

@kitten @lis @ezri >:O

I am coming to your house with a big bag of licorice!!

@kitten @lis @ezri actually I have been informed that we should be respectful of each other's differences and it's okay that I love pee flavor candy and you love pee flavor pee

@eudaimonia @kitten @ezri wait a moment, that's what piss tastes like? Eww.

@lis @kitten @ezri not sure actually! wikipedia says doublesalt has an "astringent salty taste" which I imagine is like pee

@eudaimonia @kitten well I guess @ezri would know

@lis @eudaimonia @kitten tbf im pretty sure i prefer the taste of piss over that of trekdrop

@ezri @eudaimonia @kitten the urge to piss in a bag of licorice...

@lis @eudaimonia @kitten @ezri I should actually do that just to see what its like sometime,,,

@lis @eudaimonia @kitten @ezri I imagine that with the right kind of licorice it eould actually be pretty good tbh

@lis @eudaimonia @kitten @ezri I also happen to currently have a decent variety of types of licorice stocked up,,, hmmm,,,

@eudaimonia @lis @kitten @ezri anyways, I'll probably give an update on that tomorrow, cuz am currently diapered, so can't really test it rn

a review of plasdrop as experienced by Ember, pictures of food put in pee included

@eudaimonia @lis @kitten @ezri I decided to test this with four pieces of licorice as I felt like the wider pool of options would be beneficial to getting a good idea of different possible tastes. Two sweeter ones and two saltier ones, both of which had one covered in a type of powder which is rather commonly used for it's respective taste type and one be just the licorice on its own. These four to Me feel like the most common types of licorice I see in stores and stuff and, more importantly to Me personally, the most common ones I Myaelf usually have. As for the way I would make them taste like pee, I decided that preparing a bowl of My own pee, after a good amount of water to make it not be too yellow, and leaving them in there for about 5 minutes, before putting them back on the plate and tasting them would be the best way to go about it. I also had some water with Me to try and get the taste away between pieces, so the taste of one wouldn't change My judgement on another.

I started with the sweet one with no powder. It was pretty good. The consistency had changed somewhat with the outer part, as it had become a little melted making it less chewy than normal, tho the inside was still normal. I quite liked this, as it added a little variety throughout eating it. The main taste was mostly the same, but the added taste from the pee, although rather light, did actually add some richness to it, by making it so the normal sweetness had something to play of. Overall, this one was very pleasant.

Secondly, I had the sweet one with the powder. I was surprised by this one as it had actually become quite a bit tougher, as this one is normally very easy to chew through with nearly no resistance. The taste was also like a more intense version of its usual self, which I suspect came from the powder being somewhat infused into the licorice by the liquid, in combination with the richness that came from the pee, which resulted in an explosion of taste after biting into it. I was a big fan of this one.

Thirdly, I had the salty one with the powder. This one lost a slight amount of its toughness, but was mostly very similar to how it normally is. Interestingly, this one tastes just about exactly how I imagine flavored licorice would taste. It was pretty much the taste of pee but with the texture and stuff of licorice. It also has a similar aftertaste to pee, tho somewhat less intense as the taste of licorice did partly come back there. If I ever feel like having pee, but don't want to drink it, I very well may use this as a substitute.

Lastly I had the salty one without powder. This is the one I was most excited for, as it was the kind I was thinking of when I made the initial post saying it might be good. The texture had practically not changed at all, still being quite hard as it usually is. The taste is probably closest to what most people would imagine if they heard about licorice being soaked in piss, as the rather overpowering salty taste remains pretty much unchanged, it just tastes like there's also piss on it. The base taste of the candy was really too strong to be affected by the taste of the piss, so they ended up just kinda being two separate parts refusing to mix, like oil and piss. This one was frankly the most disappointing out of the bunch because of it.

Overall, I quite enjoyed the plasdrop and just might have some again sometime and I would highly recommend that any piss lover tries them too.

a review of plasdrop as experienced by Ember, pictures of food put in pee included

@icantchangethisname @eudaimonia @lis @ezri .......wow

amazing. thank you.

a review of plasdrop as experienced by Ember, pictures of food put in pee included

@kitten @eudaimonia @lis @ezri no problem, I had a great time tasting and writing it. I sincerely hope that this convinces someone to at least give it a shot just to see if they might like it

a review of plasdrop as experienced by Ember, pictures of food put in pee included

@icantchangethisname @eudaimonia @lis @kitten @ezri Wow. I'm a bit astonished by the effort you put into this, thank you for your detailed report - though I have to admit that part of me is going "what have I done

" right now

Glad you enjoyed it though :3

re: a review of plasdrop as experienced by Ember, pictures of food put in pee included

@lis @eudaimonia @kitten @ezri I'm very glad to have provided the report, as it was My journalistic responsibility to do so due to curiosity and the bit :3c must also admit that I'm quite thankful to you for putting the idea in My head, as it turned out to be a very fun experience, both to write and taste :3

re: a review of plasdrop as experienced by Ember, pictures of food put in pee included

@icantchangethisname @lis @kitten @ezri I am very impressed that you actually did it! I must admit I did not read your post after the first bit. but I am glad that this exists and I will be held partially responsible for it :3

@icantchangethisname @lis @eudaimonia @kitten @ezri right, let me file a patent real quick

@eudaimonia @lis @kitten depends how dehydrated you are i guess 😭

@eudaimonia @lis @ezri uhhh no, from my experience no

mention of drinking pee

@eudaimonia @lis @kitten @ezri I have never had pee that tastes like licorice nor licorice tgat tastes like pee, but now I kinda wannya try both

@eudaimonia @lis @ezri :neocat_scream:

@eudaimonia @kitten @ezri it wouldn't be the first time that Antonia gets to benefit from leftovers of copious amounts of licorice that some Dutch being brought