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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
5mo
okay, here's the deal

you offer: going to the supermarket to get some cookies before they close

I offer: ​:neocat_nom_cookie:​
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
5mo
@kitten oh that's a good deal because I can delegate this task to my obedient kitten neocat_3c
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fungus (penicillin producer) @hypha@cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st
5mo
@lis @kitten
you get: cookies
they get: feet
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
5mo
@hypha @kitten I can't really barter with the privilege of feet access because that would imply putting a value on something priceless neocat_3c
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fungus (penicillin producer) @hypha@cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st
5mo
@lis @kitten you're absolutely right
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AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
5mo
@kitten Deal! Even though we have plenty of cookies at home. neocat_think

Might have to stretcch really long though to hand them over to you this far away neocat_pensiveneocat_pleading_reach
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Bruchpilot @bruchpilot@mk.absturztau.be
5mo
@kitten
On the one side, I work (right now) at a facility where there are currently cookies stored in a robotic warehousing system.

On the other side, it's pretty far from you...

Kittenphobic, if you think about it
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