Self-OH, piss"Yes, but I gotta piss myself first. Wait, no. I want to use the toilet. Sorry, I'm tired. And I read fedi on the train home, my brain is full of piss..."
Can you blame me? I've been up since 1 am and working. And I need an urgent nap.
Self-OH, piss@kitten@AliciaBytes I was going to say you’re a piss connoisseur, but then my mind got sidetracked by the thought of making you blind taste piss from different beings and giving you the task to spot mine