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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
3mo
Ok so someone I just emailed has the email address post@(domain).

I feel inspired. I also want a post@ email address. It'll delay the delivery for between 1 and 3 business days 95% of the time, and for 4 business days 99% of the time. And sometimes the email will just never arrive.

If it comes from a non-DE domain, these timeframes will become even longer.
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
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Oh I have so many ideas for expanding this concept. Make it a whole email service instead of a single email address. Every now and then we'll strip the headers off an email and see if a human can still figure out how to deliver it. A complaints form where you need to fill in way too much stuff. Sending the email to the wrong recipient. Adding the option for signature-on-delivery, and if you don't check your email in that one minute, you have to "pick up" thr email from the website the next business day, but only between 10:00 and 18:00.
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
@LilaHexe will I have to put stamps on my mail?
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
3mo
@kitten Lmao I forgot about stamps. Yes of course!
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
3mo
@LilaHexe how will I lick them to stick them on it? ​:blobCat_eyes:​
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nick neocat @nick@donotsta.re
3mo
@kitten @LilaHexe will there be a box of kittens where I can have my stamps licked? blobcatmlem
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