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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
2mo
almost there
You are 37 years, 7 months and 6 days away from your regular retirement As of July 27, 2026 button: Simulate your retirement
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Daphne Preston-Kendal @dpk@chaos.social
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@kitten If you click [Simulate your retirement] does it take you to a 3D simulation of kitten sitting on the porch telling kids to get off the lawn 🤔
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@dpk oh I wish
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
2mo
@kitten ...I was about to say that you just doxed your birthday, but then I saw it's in your profile anyway lol
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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@LilaHexe :_ I mean, I share it here the times I do birthday things anyway, and my age is also known, so...
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
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kink, bruises @LilaHexe .......I'm not giving up on my "getting N bruises for my birthday" pictures
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