pathetic piss kitten (@kitten)

how will the next iteration to IPv6 addresses look like?

I want /512 addresses

@kitten what are you planning

@star nothing, I just want big addresses

@kitten what is SUCH a little kitten going to do with this big of an address space !!!

@kitten @star plot twist: it's an RSA key

@kitten @star Nomnomnom!

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@kitten @star You sure you don't just want more space for puddles? ~~Then again I haven't seen one in a while~~

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@AliciaBytes @kitten @star oh but they're so easy to make, even my kitten can do it. Just try pissing yourself!

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@lis @kitten @star I, uhm...

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@AliciaBytes @kitten @star yes?

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@lis @AliciaBytes @star I agree with this message

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@kitten @AliciaBytes @star the council has decided your fate: Piss yourself!

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@lis @kitten @star Hey, 1 vote isn't enough for a council!

Sorry, but am I pathetic enough already to let pathetic piss kittens declare what I should do? Even if they're adorable?

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~~Also, uhm... nvm...~~

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@AliciaBytes @lis @star that's a good question, which only you can answer! are you?

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@kitten @AliciaBytes @lis Love that this turned into a pee thread 💛

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@star @kitten @AliciaBytes ...to nobody's surprise, it's just interesting to see who poked at the topic this time

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@lis @kitten @AliciaBytes poking at someone's full bladder to- nevermind

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@star @lis @kitten poke poke

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@lis @star @kitten Hey, I do it often enough for it not to be unusual. When I see an opportunity and am around

~~And at times even dialed it down to not do it too much. Although I realize by now I could have teased way more... Wayyyy wayyy more~~

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@AliciaBytes @star @kitten you want to tease? So that both of you end up perpetually going

at each other?

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@lis @star @kitten Meowww

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@AliciaBytes @star @kitten so, have you pissed yourself yet?

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@lis @AliciaBytes @star something something, if I had a cent for every time that happens today, I'd have two cents

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@kitten @AliciaBytes @star

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@lis @AliciaBytes @star

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@kitten @AliciaBytes @star why are you distracting from trying to make Alicia piss herself?

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@AliciaBytes @lis @star be careful with what you desire for, small kitten

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@kitten @lis @star Oh, there's no way that would ever turn out badly for me. Right?

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@AliciaBytes @kitten @star no, but slightly damp perhaps

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@AliciaBytes @star

@kitten Why couldn’t we have (essentially) arbitrary length addresses anyway 🤔

I mean sure, (according to xkcd 865) 128 bits is enough for self-replicating nanobots to devour 40% of the earth and still get one address each, but still …