Elise's meowing place
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pathetic piss kitten
@kitten
@elizabeth.cat
1y
the roomba is so noisy
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pathetic piss kitten
@kitten
@elizabeth.cat
1y
it's literally:
:neocat_scream:
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Lis (≙) retired account
@lis
@luisa.is
1y
@kitten
it probably wants a
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pathetic piss kitten
@kitten
@elizabeth.cat
1y
@lis
it gets lots of pats from all the furniture it bumps into
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Lis (≙) retired account
@lis
@luisa.is
1y
@kitten
see, proof of how desperate it is for affection
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pathetic piss kitten
@kitten
@elizabeth.cat
1y
slightly mean, lighthearted
@lis
hey look! maybe you two can be friends? you have lots in common!
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Lis (≙) retired account
@lis
@luisa.is
1y
slightly mean, lighthearted
@kitten
no. I would never go for a shoe when there are feet nearby
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pathetic piss kitten
@kitten
@elizabeth.cat
1y
slightly mean, lighthearted
@lis
oh, but keep in mind that from its perspective the feet were inaccessible, up in the skies, like those of the gods
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Lis (≙) retired account
@lis
@luisa.is
1y
slightly mean, lighthearted
@kitten
I’ve once caused a significant medical emergency by accidentally stepping on the foot of a deity, I have no clue what you’re talking about
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AliciaBytes
@AliciaBytes
@polycule.li
1y
@kitten
Has anyone checked it's diapers recently?
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pathetic piss kitten
@kitten
@elizabeth.cat
1y
@AliciaBytes
oh, that's alright, when it needs a change it just refuses to perform any work
so much to learn from it...
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AliciaBytes
@AliciaBytes
@polycule.li
1y
Diapers
@kitten
It's fine, it's already easy enough to tell when you need a change. So we just do it beforehand
🩵
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