pathetic piss kitten (@kitten)

pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

1y

the roomba is so noisy

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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

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it's literally: :neocat_scream:

:celeste_hearts_non_binary@mk.absturztau.be:

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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

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@kitten it probably wants a

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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

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@lis it gets lots of pats from all the furniture it bumps into

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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

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@kitten see, proof of how desperate it is for affection

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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

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slightly mean, lighthearted

@lis hey look! maybe you two can be friends? you have lots in common!

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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

1y

slightly mean, lighthearted

@kitten no. I would never go for a shoe when there are feet nearby

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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat

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slightly mean, lighthearted

@lis oh, but keep in mind that from its perspective the feet were inaccessible, up in the skies, like those of the gods

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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is

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slightly mean, lighthearted

@kitten I’ve once caused a significant medical emergency by accidentally stepping on the foot of a deity, I have no clue what you’re talking about

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