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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
pee "probably Elise knows more about this" - "Wait, what are you talking about, what pee reference did I miss?" - "Oh no we weren't talking about pee, it's the one time we're referencing them without pee involved"
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
(I don't know what they were talking about neocat_woozy )
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AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
11mo
@lis Kubernetes? neocat_think
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
@AliciaBytes Smart Watch tracking APIs!
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
@AliciaBytes (in the context of sex, apparently woozy_phone)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
@lis @AliciaBytes yes, smartwatch sensors can infer when you're having sex. not only that, but they have public APIs to handle those datapoints

developer.android.com/reference/androidx/health/connect/client/records/SexualActivityRecord
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Alba 🌸 v_pat @mildsunrise@tech.lgbt
11mo
@kitten @lis @AliciaBytes yeah that was the one i was telling Antonia about when she brought your name up
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ezri (offline) @ezri@shitpost.trade
11mo
@kitten @AliciaBytes @lis how is it supposed to infer whether protection was used‽
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
@ezri @AliciaBytes @lis oh that is not inferred. the way I think it's supposed to work is for it to prompt the user to fill that data after the fact
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
11mo
@kitten @lis @AliciaBytes omg noted
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LilaHexe @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
11mo
@kitten @lis @AliciaBytes lmaoooo the time is recorded as an "instant"
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
@LilaHexe @lis @AliciaBytes ........lmao
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
@kitten @AliciaBytes idk, I don't have a hard time keeping track of my sex. The last time was in 2024 woozy_neocat_sip_googly
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amy @amy_psycho_bitch@chaos.social
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten did someone say sex statistics?
Bar chart displaying monthly sexual activity data for 2025, with a total of 76 instances recorded. The chart includes a description of the significance of tracking sexual activity for physical and emotional health.
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @amy_psycho_bitch @AliciaBytes @kitten If I'm not getting a "your sex year in review" feature I'm not interested /j
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @lis @amy_psycho_bitch @AliciaBytes «you accumulated a surface of 23m² of marks and bruises this year!»
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AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @kitten @lis @amy_psycho_bitch Need neocat_pleading_reach
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @AliciaBytes @lis @amy_psycho_bitch of course you do, come here ​:neocat_pat:​
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AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @kitten @lis @amy_psycho_bitch neocat_awwneocat_pleading_reachneocat_heart
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Alba 🌸 v_pat @mildsunrise@tech.lgbt
11mo
re: Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @kitten @AliciaBytes @lis @amy_psycho_bitch and me neocat_bottom
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
re: Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @mildsunrise @AliciaBytes @lis @amy_psycho_bitch of course ​:neocat_nom_fox:​
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AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
11mo
re: Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @mildsunrise @kitten @lis @amy_psycho_bitch neocat_nom_foxblobfoxcatsnuggleneocat_heart
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Fiona @airtower@woem.men
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @kitten @lis @amy_psycho_bitch @AliciaBytes That needs a time factor, how long did they last? meowgiggle
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @airtower @lis @amy_psycho_bitch @AliciaBytes difficult to measure... some of them got overwritten before they had time to fade out
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Fiona @airtower@woem.men
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @kitten @lis @amy_psycho_bitch @AliciaBytes True, that can happen… neocat_think
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Lou/Autumn @louisa_uno@mk.absturztau.be
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten @amy_psycho_bitch Is the count about all sexual activity or just the sexual activity with others? The count is influenced highly on the definition of "sexual activity"
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amy @amy_psycho_bitch@chaos.social
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @louisa_uno @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten Asked myself the same question: where does sexual activity start?
Decided I only log orgasms, because that’s a binary unit
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Lou/Autumn @louisa_uno@mk.absturztau.be
11mo
discussing what counts as sexual activity, RE: Sex mentioned, statistics @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten @amy_psycho_bitch How would you count a half orgasm them? If it feels mostly like one but isn't a complete one?
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amy @amy_psycho_bitch@chaos.social
11mo
discussing what counts as sexual activity, RE: Sex mentioned, statistics @louisa_uno @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten doesn’t happen to me, it is either full or none. I don’t have had a dom/me who has edged me/ ruined me in a way that it ever became relevant for the statistic
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
discussing what counts as sexual activity, RE: Sex mentioned, statistics @amy_psycho_bitch @louisa_uno @AliciaBytes @kitten “do you want to become statistically relevant for me” is an awesome nerdy flirting line though neocat_think_owo
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Professor Plum @profplum@mstdn.party
11mo
discussing what counts as sexual activity, RE: Sex mentioned, statistics @lis @AliciaBytes @amy_psycho_bitch @kitten @louisa_uno “that depends, do you prefer a one-tailed or two-tailed test?”
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Fugi @fugi@chaos.social
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @amy_psycho_bitch @louisa_uno @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten logging panties usage per day would also be interesting me thinks, for reasons breadpeek (at least, if one changes them each time they get stained)
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @fugi @amy_psycho_bitch @louisa_uno @lis @AliciaBytes hey that's a metric I could easily start logging
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @kitten @fugi @amy_psycho_bitch @louisa_uno @AliciaBytes oh come on you're cheating
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minwlfNotice flori_ava_star~cursor_blinking @star@amazonawaws.com
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @kitten @fugi @amy_psycho_bitch @louisa_uno @lis @AliciaBytes That's nappies for you, little one neobot_melt_happy
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Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, pee @star @kitten @fugi @amy_psycho_bitch @louisa_uno @AliciaBytes we should encourage them to wet themselves more often again, so we need both metrics neocat_3c
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Pixdigit @Pixdigit@layer8.space
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @louisa_uno @amy_psycho_bitch @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten given the data model used by android (has a property "ProtectionUsed") I'd say it only references activities involving multiple persons. Though that certainly doesn't paint a complete picture.
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amy @amy_psycho_bitch@chaos.social
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Sex mentioned, statistics @Pixdigit @louisa_uno @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten I don’t differentiate if the orgasm was caused by myself or others
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Lou/Autumn @louisa_uno@mk.absturztau.be
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @Pixdigit @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten @amy_psycho_bitch That also makes a huge difference. Thinking of starting such a counter too. neocat_shy_flower_green
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pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @Pixdigit @louisa_uno @amy_psycho_bitch @lis @AliciaBytes by that definition, it'd also only include penetrative sex, which is........ quite a thing
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