User avatar
Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
pee "probably Elise knows more about this" - "Wait, what are you talking about, what pee reference did I miss?" - "Oh no we weren't talking about pee, it's the one time we're referencing them without pee involved"
:blobCat_eyes:1:meowgiggle@woem.men:1🥴1
1
0
1
3
User avatar
Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
(I don't know what they were talking about neocat_woozy )
:neocat_think:1
1
0
1
1
User avatar
AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
11mo
@lis Kubernetes? neocat_think
:neocat_laptop_notice:1
1
0
1
1
User avatar
Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
@AliciaBytes Smart Watch tracking APIs!
:neocat_aww@polycule.li:1:neocat_flop_sleep:1
1
0
0
2
User avatar
Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
@AliciaBytes (in the context of sex, apparently woozy_phone)
:neocat_aww@polycule.li:1
1
0
0
1
User avatar
pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
@lis @AliciaBytes yes, smartwatch sensors can infer when you're having sex. not only that, but they have public APIs to handle those datapoints

developer.android.com/reference/androidx/health/connect/client/records/SexualActivityRecord
:blobcateyes@polycule.li:1
4
2
7
1
User avatar
Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
@kitten @AliciaBytes idk, I don't have a hard time keeping track of my sex. The last time was in 2024 woozy_neocat_sip_googly
1
0
1
0
User avatar
amy @amy_psycho_bitch@chaos.social
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @lis @AliciaBytes @kitten did someone say sex statistics?
Bar chart displaying monthly sexual activity data for 2025, with a total of 76 instances recorded. The chart includes a description of the significance of tracking sexual activity for physical and emotional health.
2
0
0
0
User avatar
Lis (≙) retired account @lis@luisa.is
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics @amy_psycho_bitch @AliciaBytes @kitten If I'm not getting a "your sex year in review" feature I'm not interested /j
1
0
1
0
User avatar
pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @lis @amy_psycho_bitch @AliciaBytes «you accumulated a surface of 23m² of marks and bruises this year!»
:cute@catgirl.cloud:1:neocat_aww@mk.absturztau.be:1:neocat_aww@polycule.li:1:neocat_aww@woem.men:1:neocat_bottom@luisa.is:1
2
3
7
5
User avatar
AliciaBytes @AliciaBytes@polycule.li
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @kitten @lis @amy_psycho_bitch Need neocat_pleading_reach
1
0
0
0
User avatar
pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @AliciaBytes @lis @amy_psycho_bitch of course you do, come here ​:neocat_pat:​
:neocat_pleading_reach@polycule.li:1
2
0
2
1
User avatar
Alba 🌸 v_pat @mildsunrise@tech.lgbt
11mo
re: Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @kitten @AliciaBytes @lis @amy_psycho_bitch and me neocat_bottom
:neocat_nom_fox_nervous@polycule.li:1
2
0
0
1
User avatar
pathetic piss kitten @kitten@elizabeth.cat
11mo
re: Sex mentioned, statistics, bruises @mildsunrise @AliciaBytes @lis @amy_psycho_bitch of course ​:neocat_nom_fox:​
:neocat_heart@polycule.li:1
0
0
2
1